Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Sea Kittens!

Apparently People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants to rename fish "sea kittens." The new name will make fish seem cuddly and lovable, and discourage people from treating them like food.

Here are some ideas for renaming other animals which have image problems:

ratsalley gerbils
deer ticksLyme-Aids
pigeonsBrooklyn condors
cockroacheskitchen scarabs
licecrotch butterflies

See how easy that is? The right PR campaign could do wonders.